Monday, March 10, 2008

Re: Blackberrybild (Golden Oldie)

LOVE IT! THE COFFEE HOUSE ANALOGY IS TIGHTER THAN MITT ROMNEY'S SPHINCTER AS HE'S WATCHING "BIG LOVE" - WHENEVER BLACKWATER LOSES ONE OF ITS OWN, THE HARD DRIVE IN HIS BLACKBERRY IS DRAINED & DESTROYED - THIS IS CALLED "SMOKING HIS SIG"


Our tendency to garden, English-like,
around the clumps of terrible things that happen to us
fortify as much as teach calamity
how a little wild cherry and some cosmos
can sweeten the shit-laden fate.
‘Tis all enforced, the fountain and the grot,
and the sweet catastrophe, be it sunk
in the prostate or afield in the Levantine,
hedged round by hosta and Blackberry
is for a moment or lifetime forgot.

M.I.

1 comment:

Sent via Blogberry from G-Mobile said...

In case there were any doubts whether the BlackBerry reinforces normal domestic patriarchy:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/giftguide/2007/giftguide?category=women

(also, pearl... re:tender buttons)