Tuesday, February 17, 2009

UPDATE! resistance is futile

it was only a matter of time:



Kindle 2: Amazon's New Wireless Reading Device (Latest Generation)
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Price: $359.00 & this item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping. Details

This item will be released on February 24, 2009.
Pre-order now!
Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Gift-wrap available.


Order Kindle now to RESERVE YOUR PLACE IN LINE. We prioritize orders on a first come, first served basis.

If you have previously placed an order for Kindle 1, and have not yet received it, your order will automatically be upgraded to Kindle 2. You need to do nothing. [emphasis mine]

Monday, December 22, 2008

in print



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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I-diet



Mr Jobs said: "We're really, really excited about all these products. We think people are going to have a lot of fun."

Even with the recent scandals of i-exhaustion (overheating laptops, paper fires in tokyo offices caused by nano combustion...) Jobs is still on the treadmill with his finger-flicker-music-boxes. I think it should come with a pair of flesh-colored earphones, in every skin-tone, and then they can make those animorphic commercials like Dove to go along with their rainbow fetish. Maybe a camouflage i-device line will help ease the Williamsburg stabbings, plus hipsters could really mask their commodity fetishism while pulling off the, I've just always got that song running through my head walk.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Wednesday, June 4, 2008